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 "NO," the beast in the well said. "What do you mean, 'no'?  Don't you know what an ultimatum is?" I shouted down at it. "I really will do it!" "NO," the beast said.  "IS TRICK." "I really don't have to cut you this slack," I yelled.  "I really loved that cat!  Not even the Prior would blame me for taking revenge!" "WAS GOOD," the beast said. "Was...? Wait. Did you just tell me how delicious my pet was?  Did you really, in the name of cruel irony, tell me that my Mr. Snickers was delicious?" "WAS GOOD," the beast confirmed. "Alright, this is fucking happening," I said, getting up onto the lip of the well.